About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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