sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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