i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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