I got chris browned last night
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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