We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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