She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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