She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
