But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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