so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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