I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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