Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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