he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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