Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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