i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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