Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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