Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
