U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize