It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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