It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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