Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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