belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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