I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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