Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well I just put wine in my tea
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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