the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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