and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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