the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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