Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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