You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
