Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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