she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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