It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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