so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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