Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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