so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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