she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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