Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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