are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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