watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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