Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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