Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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