you guys were way drunker than both of me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
