she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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