Buhtt sex?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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