I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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