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All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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