Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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