what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think i got beer on your cat.
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