What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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