Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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