i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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