im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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