We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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