It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Fuck appropriateness.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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