it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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