Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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