So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm going to jail i love you
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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